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spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

(via pizza)

fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

(via instxgrxm)

These days are coming to an end

Tennis Court (Flume Remix)
Lorde

fuks:

rcrds:

LORDE // Tennis Court (Flume Remix)

i cant get over dis song rn 

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171,531 plays

impactings:

I CANNOT DEAL WITH COLE SPROUSE ON TWITTER IM HAVING A SEIZURE

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saturdaydetention:

this is so terrifying

saturdaydetention:

this is so terrifying

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awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

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martinskki:

a thrilling saga

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likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

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halaalpussy:

addictly:

I CANT BREATHE

WUKH WUKH WUKH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG ???!

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omgkitteh:

Thanks, James Franco.

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halaalpussy:

addictly:

I CANT BREATHE

WUKH WUKH WUKH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG ???!

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justdonetbh:

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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100% accurate

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